Oh Hawt Damn
Christine is gay, but Zach is gayer but he’s cute… or not. Just kidding, he is. No wait, I take it back. I take back the “gayer” part. He’s pretty cute. Only in his dreams. I do take back the gayer part, but now I think he’s a lesbian. Lesbians are cute. Just like him. Nahhhh, I change my mind. Christine is still pretty damn cool. She’s cool for being a gay girl. Not a lesbian, because lesbians are cute. ZACH YOU’RE A VAGINA. No I’m not, I’m cute. Jk, I wish I was as cute as Christine. Sometimes, I think I’m just about as cute as a teddybear. Christine thinks I’m weird though. As a matter of fact, I know I’m cute as a teddybear. Christine is just jealous that I have more humps than her. Suck it easy.
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